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10 Conclusions from the Delta Outbreak (so far)

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Delta has finally made its way to Aotearoa New Zealand to see out locations of interest. As of now, case numbers are growing, and a lack of certainty abounds.

Delta has finally made its way to Aotearoa New Zealand to see out locations of interest. As of now, case numbers are growing, and a lack of certainty abounds.

However, uncertainty is not absolute, some conclusions can be made and lessons drawn.

So, in the immortal words of our health commissioner, “what I can say” is listed below:

  1. Saline vaccinations are not popular.
  2. Locations of interests are not for tourists.
  3. Spreading your legs improves mental health.
  4. Casino visits are a gamble.
  5. Scott Morrison is not a moral philosopher.
  6. The New South Wales premier has a lot to answer for.
  7. School truancy is hard to detect.
  8. Auckland-to-Northland roads are haphazardly policed.
  9. God dislikes congregational worship.
  10. Anti-vaxxers’ time will come.

Source: Setting The Agenda – The Daily Blog https://thedailyblog.co.nz/2021/08/28/10-conclusions-from-the-delta-outbreak-so-far/

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