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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (March 21-27)

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Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

IDK who needs to hear this but don’t wait until the end of the quarantine to discover you never pulled your kid’s lunch out of her backpack.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) March 22, 2020

Wife: What are you guys playing?

Me: Hopscotch.

Wife: But the kids are just hopping up and down while you’re drinking scot-

Me:

Wife: Got an extra glass?

— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) March 24, 2020

8: what day is it? Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday?

Me: yes

— Kerry on Wayward Son (@EmissaryKerry) March 25, 2020

What a crazy world— my 5yo just requested me to please not be loud or crazy because she has a call at 10 with her class.

— #hashtagtacos 🌮 (@VicVijayakumar) March 24, 2020

Her: Twins run in my family

Me: I can’t even get mine to go for a walk

— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) March 25, 2020

Them: I taught my kids French during the quarantine

Me: I taught my 4 year old TikTok

— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) March 25, 2020

Reading your kids a book in a funny voice that entertains them AND annoys your spouse is the holy grail of parenting.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) March 24, 2020

My toddler prefers brushing his teeth in the nude

No one prepared me for these moments

— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) March 25, 2020

If you had asked me what the hardest part of battling a global pandemic would be I would have never guessed, “teaching elementary school math.”

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 23, 2020

My toddler just started cheering and I joined in. I’ve no idea what we’re cheering for but I’m liking this positivity

— Lottie-pop (@lottie_fly_x) March 25, 2020

I told my kids I was older than the Internet then spent the next hour trying to explain how to (google) things with magical books called encyclopedias

— Crockett🍀 (@CrockettForReal) March 25, 2020

I moved a table into the living room so the kids now have a cute little workspace/desk area to sit at while they whine.

— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 23, 2020

My children call for “Mommy” an awful lot for people who don’t listen to a goddamn word I say.

— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) March 26, 2020

8y.o: “I need help with my math.”

Me: “I’m working right now, but Daddy can help you.”

8: “I know, but…”

Me: “Go ask him- he’s better at math than I am, anyway.”

8: “I know, but even though it’s numbers, he uses WAY too many words to explain it to me.”

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) March 25, 2020

Taught Luna to shake trees and collect sticks to sell. So proud. Need a few more kids and I will truly be the mayor

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 27, 2020

7-year-old: Can we leave the house?

Me: We could go for a walk.

7: And then what?

Me: Come back to the house.

7: I’ll just stay here.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 22, 2020

Dear Netflix,

For the remainder of the quarantine, please assume we are always “still watching.”

Sincerely,

All Parents

— Not the Nanny (@notthenanny) March 21, 2020

13 y/o daughter is in “gym” class online. They’re just sitting down talking. One child is in the full school gym uniform down to athletic shoes for the videoconference.

— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) March 23, 2020

Me: We’re well stocked with the necessities, let’s not waste food

What my kids hear: Yayy let’s eat, every hour, like it’s a cruise buffet

— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) March 25, 2020

Whoever said, “the days are long but the years are short” did not know about 2020.

— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) March 22, 2020

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Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Also on HuffPost

Source: Huffington Post Australia Athena2 https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/the-funniest-tweets-from-parents-this-week_au_5e81a44cc5b6cb9dc1a32640

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