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Sydney Takes Up Smoking, In Desperate Bid To Be Cooler Than Melbourne

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Sydney smokes now, friends have revealed. Putting two fingers to its mouth to indicate it was going outside for smoko, Sydney casually asked Melbourne if it wanted to go for a dart. “I bet you don’t smoke as much as me. I’ve smoked for ages man,” Sydney said, casually leaning up against a wall, tilting […]

Sydney smokes now, friends have revealed.

Putting two fingers to its mouth to indicate it was going outside for smoko, Sydney casually asked Melbourne if it wanted to go for a dart.

“I bet you don’t smoke as much as me. I’ve smoked for ages man,” Sydney said, casually leaning up against a wall, tilting its head back and blowing smoke into the air.

Sick of its reputation as a stuck-up, pristine harbour town, Sydney said it didn’t give a fuck anymore.

“I smoke 20-25 a day, so what? You got a problem with that? I’m getting a neck tattoo as well. Why is everyone so uptight?”


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Source: The Shovel http://www.theshovel.com.au/2019/12/10/sydney-takes-up-smoking-in-desperate-bid-to-be-cooler-than-melbourne/

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