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Gutwein Outs Himself as Bogan

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Premier Peter Gutwein has stunned Tasmanians by outing himself as a bogan just a week before the state election. The Premier revealed a black panther tattoo as he was photographed having his coronavirus vaccination, and also opened a TikTok account named Papi_G. “Yeah, well, some people might notta known those things about me,” he said […]

Premier Peter Gutwein has stunned Tasmanians by outing himself as a bogan just a week before the state election.

The Premier revealed a black panther tattoo as he was photographed having his coronavirus vaccination, and also opened a TikTok account named Papi_G.

“Yeah, well, some people might notta known those things about me,” he said in an exclusive interview with Tasmanian Times. “I’ve also got a 1975 FJ ute up on blocks in the back yard…doin’ it up when I have time…don’t have much time these days, ay.”

He explained he was still trying to source a stable majority Liberal government limited slip diff for it, from Gumtree.

The Premier said that if he hadn’t been so busy on the campaign he might be spending more time at home.

“Yeah it’d be good to have Bugger, Fergie, Betzy-Boo, Plonk, Saz, Rock-man, Hodgpig and the rest of me mates over for a few quiet ones,” he said. “Maybe we can do that on 2 May, dunno.”

When asked about the panther, he said he had ‘shot one’ in the bush when he was in his teens.

“We wuz out, just, yanno, doin’ a few doughnuts out the back of Bumfuck. Gunns Plains I reckon. Bit o’ circle work. Anyway Boof had a gun with him, or was it Plugger, I can’t remember exact, and was shootin’ empty stubbies off a dead wombat we found. And this thing went past and I thought it was a feral cat or fox or something and I went ‘you beauty’ and grabbed the gun off Boff and went bang. And it sorta ran away. But then the next day when Smiffy went to have a leak he found a dead black thing. Was probably a cat but it was a big mother. So after that it was my nickname. Black panther. Yeah. Because of that. Not because I once took three catches at gully in a single game for the Nunamara under-15s.”

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He said he had no knowledge at the time of the Black Panther movement in the USA, although he did once buy a Pink Panther school backpack for his daughter.

Gutwein said that he still hadn’t worked out what he might do after politics, although he was hoping to get a 4WD and use it to destroy forests he hasn’t got around to destroying as Premier.

“Nice work if ya can get it, this politics, but don’t wanna get up meself,” he said. “Maybe a job at Banjos? Them little pizza things are bloody ace, ay.”

Source: Tasmanian Times https://www.tasmaniantimes.com/2021/04/gutwein-outs-himself-as-bogan/#utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=gutwein-outs-himself-as-bogan

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