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26 Tweets That Will Make You Never Want To Have Kids

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<div><p>Have you contracted a bad case of <a href="https://www.huffpost.com/entry/baby-fever-is-a-real-scie_n_996478" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">baby fever</a>? Need a little convincing that maybe childrearing isn’t the thing for you right now? </p><p>You’ve come to the right place! Below, we have 26 tweets that show the not-so-Instagrammable, downright frightening side of parenting. Scroll at your own risk. </p></div><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Whenever I get baby fever, I look back at the time my cousin got stuck inside of a claw machine <a href="https://t.co/yaZs3k2fH2">pic.twitter.com/yaZs3k2fH2</a></p>— CJ (@QTremendo) <a href="https://twitter.com/QTremendo/status/1221315790470832128?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 26, 2020</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>1. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My son just “accidentally” dumped an entire bottle of salad dressing over his head so that’s how my night is going.</p>— Niki Lenz (@NikiRLenz) <a href="https://twitter.com/NikiRLenz/status/1046897563587268609?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 1, 2018</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>2. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster... <a href="https://t.co/4p2Ucqh9NF">pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF</a></p>— Vic (@VictorPopeJr) <a href="https://twitter.com/VictorPopeJr/status/707627742045425664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 9, 2016</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>3. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Toddler accidentally hits me in the face with a book. <br>Me: "Oof, that hurt a bit. Can you say sorry?"<br>Her: "Sorry, book."</p>— Martha Hampson (@marthie) <a href="https://twitter.com/marthie/status/1159883157522518017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 9, 2019</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>4. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">People sometimes ask why I don't want kids. I like sleep mostly, but also because of stuff like this. <a href="http://t.co/uDYniHSG91">pic.twitter.com/uDYniHSG91</a></p>— Hoodie (@HoodiePanda) <a href="https://twitter.com/HoodiePanda/status/645373737496387584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 19, 2015</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>5. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Toddler "accidentally" dropped her bowl of cereal. As I shamefully bow down to my knees and wipe up her mess, the toddler looks at me, picks up the bowl, with a flick of the wrist spills the remains. She does this every once in a while to let me know she's still in charge.</p>— Marcy G 🍕 (@BunAndLeggings) <a href="https://twitter.com/BunAndLeggings/status/1070702780946345985?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 6, 2018</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>6. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">LMAOOO reasons why I’m not ready to be a Parent yet 😂😂😂 <a href="https://t.co/UcTPRu1Mo5">pic.twitter.com/UcTPRu1Mo5</a></p>— BlackCultureEntertainment🗣 (@ILoveMyCulture) <a href="https://twitter.com/ILoveMyCulture/status/1206735353878646784?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 17, 2019</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>7. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My toddler accidentally punched me in the eye but then cuz I cried out in pain she thought it would be fun to intentionally punch me in the other eye and so I’m cancelling today’s parenting plans.</p>— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) <a href="https://twitter.com/SnarkyMommy78/status/1125414786102173696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 6, 2019</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>8. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">kids are brutal. This little girl I help at the elementary school asked to see a photo of my boyfriend, when I told her I didn’t have one she LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN and said “I see why”. but how’s your day going.</p>— téona michelle 👼🏼 (@teonamichelle4) <a href="https://twitter.com/teonamichelle4/status/1054861721712685057?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 23, 2018</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>9. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">ask me again why I don't want kids <a href="https://t.co/YOIuAo4XHG">pic.twitter.com/YOIuAo4XHG</a></p>— hibernating bee 🐝 (@soapachu) <a href="https://twitter.com/soapachu/status/1023133736756568064?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 28, 2018</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>10. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My daughter just accidentally dropped her snotty tissue into my coffee and if that’s not a metaphor for parenting I don’t know what is.</p>— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) <a href="https://twitter.com/sarabellab123/status/1215270513884499970?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 9, 2020</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>11. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">When people ask why I don't want kids, this is what I'm going to show them. <a href="http://t.co/Jb0VgU7X9g">pic.twitter.com/Jb0VgU7X9g</a></p>— Laura (@LauraLikesWine) <a href="https://twitter.com/LauraLikesWine/status/489886726694125568?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 17, 2014</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>12. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope this cures y’all’s baby fever bc it sure as hell cured mine. <a href="https://t.co/Um9w3IB8pT">pic.twitter.com/Um9w3IB8pT</a></p>— heybattabattaschwing (@SchwingMaryLynn) <a href="https://twitter.com/SchwingMaryLynn/status/1150083247872925697?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 13, 2019</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>13. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Toddlers are savage af. When 3 is done talking to her grandparents she doesnt say bye. <br><br>No warning, just "alexa, hang up"</p>— Kelly Oh! is writing at 16k words (@KellyOhlert) <a href="https://twitter.com/KellyOhlert/status/1095287333279203328?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 12, 2019</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>14. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Me: We all make mistakes.<br>5: Even you?<br>Me: Yep<br>5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't?</p>— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) <a href="https://twitter.com/LurkAtHomeMom/status/720943928099389440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 15, 2016</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>15. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My 3yo "accidentally" unspooled the entire roll of toilet paper. But don't worry, he "fixed" it. <a href="http://t.co/MFKWJ2rNqi">pic.twitter.com/MFKWJ2rNqi</a></p>— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) <a href="https://twitter.com/ReasonsMySonCry/status/525445797731901441?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 24, 2014</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>16. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">2y.o eating his lunch: “Papa’s coffee hot?”<br><br>Me: “Yeah baby it’s hot, don’t touch.”<br><br>2y.o: “Me blow on it for Papa?”<br><br>It was at this point I witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt to blow on my freshly made coffee, only to spit a half eaten chicken nugget straight into it..</p>— Steve 🏳️‍🌈 (@papaneedscoffee) <a href="https://twitter.com/papaneedscoffee/status/1222159740005908480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 28, 2020</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>17. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My 11-year old's birthday card to me. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/blessed?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#blessed</a><a href="http://t.co/URbZEQmmQa">pic.twitter.com/URbZEQmmQa</a></p>— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) <a href="https://twitter.com/brian_sack/status/650832705177956353?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 5, 2015</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>18. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">12 year old I babysit just poured chocolate milk on my head b/c I wouldn't let her eat jellybeans for lunch. Never having kids.</p>— Anne Marie Miller (@atmiller94) <a href="https://twitter.com/atmiller94/status/473515361506439168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 2, 2014</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>19. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Every time I have baby fever I flashback to when my baby sister shoved her poo in my mouth and I thought it was chocolate because she previously had a chocolate bar in her hand 😭</p>— Nathan (@Nath_S__) <a href="https://twitter.com/Nath_S__/status/1082021819228528640?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 6, 2019</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>20. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote data-dnt="true"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend.<br>Me: Aww! Sure!<br>4:You can be the Beast.<br>Me: ...<br>4: Or the fat sea witch!</p>— Marl (@Marlebean) <a href="https://twitter.com/Marlebean/status/456637181990150145?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2014</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>21. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed.<br>Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter.</p>— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href="https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/617671581096091648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 5, 2015</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>22. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kids are evil. <a href="https://t.co/UFqLuKMvub">pic.twitter.com/UFqLuKMvub</a></p>— Scott Snyder (@Ssnyder1835) <a href="https://twitter.com/Ssnyder1835/status/995167361278898177?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 12, 2018</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>23. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="da" dir="ltr">Serial killer. <a href="https://t.co/IHermjlBi3">pic.twitter.com/IHermjlBi3</a></p>— jamie (@gnuman1979) <a href="https://twitter.com/gnuman1979/status/1204945691837116417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 12, 2019</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>24. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Reason #85258954 why I don't want kids 😩 <a href="https://t.co/SH2OTDg7gP">pic.twitter.com/SH2OTDg7gP</a></p>— ⚜NOLA NO CALL 2.0⚜ (@SheDatWeDat) <a href="https://twitter.com/SheDatWeDat/status/1222523620569776129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 29, 2020</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>25. </h1></figcaption></figure><figure><blockquote><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It’s cute when a non-parent person sees a kid screaming and says, “That’s why I don’t want kids.” Lol. They have no clue <br><br>How<br><br>Much<br><br>Worse<br><br>It<br><br>Actually<br><br>Is</p>— Dianne Gallagher (@DianneGallagher) <a href="https://twitter.com/DianneGallagher/status/1074322137257787392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 16, 2018</a></blockquote><figcaption><h1>26. </h1></figcaption></figure><section><h5></h5><div></div></section>

Have you contracted a bad case of baby fever? Need a little convincing that maybe childrearing isn’t the thing for you right now? 

You’ve come to the right place! Below, we have 26 tweets that show the not-so-Instagrammable, downright frightening side of parenting. Scroll at your own risk. 

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Source: Huffington Post Australia Athena2 https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/tweets-about-having-kids_au_5e3906c0c5b687dacc723195

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